Saturday, April 22, 2023

What Is A Women's Festival And Why Should I Go To One?

 The women's festivals are still around. They're an amazing time - think hundreds of lesbians in the woods, drinking coffee, having drum circles, dancing, attending workshops, going to concerts, you name it. I was there last summer. It's real and it's happening.


A women's festival is a festival for women. Many women's festivals are lesbian majority spaces. Meaning, while not everyone who goes is a lesbian, the majority of women in the space are lesbians. The rest of the women who go are bisexual, and there are usually also a handful of straight women. 

Picture a few hundred lesbians in the woods, many of them single, many of them shirtless, singing, dancing, body-painting, selling and buying wares, swapping things at a barter stall, forging friendships between older and younger lesbians, bonding around the campfire every night, buying lesbian fiction and reading it under the trees, then walking to the night stage for a lineup of incredible concerts. Cooking their food over a campstove. Help setting up your tent or building a fire always being one butch lesbian away. 

It's pretty common for some women to be shirtless at women's festivals. You don't have to take your shirt off. Lots of women don't. But if you want to, you are allowed. 


Alcohol, weed and edibles tend to be around for those who want it. Women will often share their alcohol or weed with you for free. Sometimes you'll see enterprising women selling their extra joints or jello shots for a few bucks. A minority of women smoke cigarettes, usually in designated-smoking areas. But the vibe is much, much more low key than a rave. You're unlikely to see anyone doing hard drugs like acid etc. 

It's easy to make friends at a women's festival, but you do have to say hi to other women. Just tell them it's your first time there, and most women will make an effort to  make you feel comfortable and make sure you have everything you need. But if you're already in this server, you're on the right track! Make an effort to get to know women who are already going to the festivals you're interested in, so you can make friends you can go with. 

Women's festivals typically consist of a mix of socializing (which is more like free-roaming,) and workshops (which are more like communal presentations) and concerts, which are more like really cool opportunities to connect with yourself while also rocking out. The lineup at these concerts aren't typically well-known musicians, but they nearly always kick ass. Meanwhile, during the day, the workshops range from incredibly substantial to wacky and whimsical. None of them are mandatory. There's a workshop schedule, but you can go to as many as you want, or none of the workshops. No one's keeping track. It's up to you. 


You might learn new things. Women at women's festivals love sharing their skills. Things other lesbians taught me while I was at a women's festival: some pretty cool hula-hooping tricks, how to build a bonfire, how to shoot a bow and arrow and how to listen to the trees. 

You might fall in love. Or have a fling. Or make a true friend. You might become more comfortable in your body. You might cry, or howl at the moon, or feel closer to yourself than you have in a long time. You might do all of those things, or something else entirely.

You might bump into a woman on the trail and find yourself still bumping into her months later (because she's your girlfriend now and you moved in together). You might find an older lesbian who you become great friends with over a rousing game of chess next to the trail. You might have a massive crush on the hot bass player from the all-girls band playing on the night stage. 

What I'm saying is you might go into the woods with the women and come back changed. I know, because it changed me. 

Ready To Find The Lesbians?

Request to join the Amazon Trail Discord, where you can find out about women's festivals, and as always, if you want to find women's land, you can check out the Women's Land Map. There are only a few of them on the map right now because I have to get permission to list them on the map from each of the lands individually, and that's taking time. But if you email me at findwomensland [at] gmail [dot] com and let me know which area you're located in, I'll help you find women's lands.

Sunday, April 16, 2023

Dating Apps: Chance To Find Love, Or An Exercise In Self-Harm?

Dating apps aren't built for lesbians. They're not built for straight people, either, but that's another story. What they are built for is to make money. If you do manage to find love, it's because their system failed. 

Now for the Big Caveat. Yes, lesbians do find love on dating apps. And I'm happy for them. I've even had some good experiences myself. 

But if you're a lesbian in her 20s, and you're using the apps, you should know: if you find love on a dating app, it's because you got lucky.  

Further, your outcome was not a success story. In fact, your love story is actually an example of the app failing to do what it was designed to do. Here's why. 

Wednesday, April 5, 2023

5 "Secret" Places To Find Lesbians In 2023

I wrote another blog post about why it's so hard for lesbians to find each other, but I'm going to assume you're tired of hearing about the problem. 

Further, I'm going to assume you're tired of:

  • swiping on Tinder and seeing another couple looking for a unicorn
  • being the sole lesbian at your local gay bar
  • wondering where your soulmate is and why she's so late
  • daydreaming about having lesbian friends
  • seeing awesome lesbians on Reddit, Youtube and Tiktok (who live on the other side of the country) 

In 2023, the million dollar question is: Where are the lesbians? 

Invariably, the lesbians always seem to be geo-located... far away from us. 

But it doesn't have to be this way. You can find the lesbians. But only if you know where to look. 

For your lesbian-locating needs, I've curated a short list of the 5 best "secret" places to find lesbians in 2023. 

Monday, April 3, 2023

Stuck In The Coconut Race

There's an old story about a European man who was visiting an island. One day he saw an indigenous man lounging underneath a coconut tree, eating a coconut. 

"Why don't you get out from under that tree," he said, "and make something of yourself? Bad enough you sit around all day, but you're not contributing to society. Why don't you get up for once? Gather some of the coconuts, put them in a basket, and sell them to visitors on the island."

The man looked at him quizzically. "For what?" he asked. 

"Well," explained the European. "When you sell enough coconuts, you can get rid of your basket and buy a cart."

"For what?" asked the man. 

Monday, March 13, 2023

What Keeps Lesbians Apart?

Lesbian Connection: What Stands In The Way?

If you go on Tinder, you'll quickly see how many young lesbians put in their profile that they're looking for lesbian friends. 

I used to think this was just some kind of disingenuous euphemism, but then I realized a ton of young lesbians ARE actually looking for lesbian friends. 

This led me to the following line of questioning: Why is it so hard for lesbians to make friends with each other in the 21st century, that we've turned to the top hookup app to try to make friends instead?